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I'm an artist who is lucky enough to have two shows on TV at the same time. Fish Hooks and Almost Naked Animals.
So I thought I'd do some drawings requested by the da community. If you have anything SFW that you'd like to see scribbled out let me know and I'll see what I can do. I'll keep this going for as long as I can. Anybody?
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Have you ever heard of Chris-Chan? Pretty infamous guy on the internet, infamous for the universally hated webcomic Sonichu. He has a really weird hatred for pickles since they remind him of penises. I'd dare you to show him your show Pickle and Peanut and see how he'd react! XD

One more thing to add

 

If I was a little kid, and my parents allowed me to watch bullshit like your shows, I would be so horrifically offended that I probably wouldn't talk to my parents for about a month.

Does that mean that it's OK to portray parents in very negative light in cartoons like Family Guy?

So, your the guy who made Fish Hooks and that god awful Almost Naked Animals? Boy, have I waited for this for a long time. I first want to note that when I do a critique, I never am talking down to the creative mind behind the thing I am critiquing. Please do not take this to heart as I am just trying to get something off my chest.

 

 

Fish Hooks is not only the worst animated show I have ever seen, its just the worst show I have ever seen period. It's worst then Shake It Up. Here's why.

 

 

#1 Its for kids. Screw anyone who dares say that this is children's entertainment. Shake It Up at least aims itself for preteens. You obviously are aiming for seven year olds and this show has the intelligence and charm of a lobotomized monkey shoving it's ass in your face.

 

 

#2 The characters. I have tried and came close with Baldwin but even then that was just because he was voiced by Master Shake himself Dana Synder. Milo is quite possibly the most obnoxious, idiotic, personality deprived dipshit of a character ever conceived in the history of fiction. Yes, he is even worse then Bella Swan. Bella at least has the excuse that she's just a blank slate for the reader to put herself into. Milo is a clear cut character and the fact that he has no personality outside of being loud and obnoxious followed by the fact that Kyle Massey is constantly yelling as the voice doesn't help either. The fact that you thought the chick from Jonas would be excellent as the voice of your generic female character is just...... is this really what you think character is about? A bunch of personality deprived twits running around with obnoxious voices screaming their lines into the screen?

 

 

#3 The premise. This is the most imaginatively retarded show ever put on television. Most shows I criticize like Marvin Marvin and Jersey Shore I at least give a break to because they at least want to try. This show was dead the moment it was announced. The fact that your producers even claimed this to be the most original television series ever made despite the fact that so many high school sitcoms were made even before it is an insult to the viewers.

 

 

#4 Personal Gripe. As I writer trying to finish his first novel, this show just insults me on the grounds that it panders to just the dumbest people who watch it and it gives nothing for the relatively brighter viewer. Its the fact that while this shit got three seasons, Wander Over Yonder and Gravity Falls will be lucky to even get a third season. Hell, Symbiotic Titan didn't even make it past it's first season before it got canned and yet shit like this is still allowed on television for children no less for three years. I don't care if your just trying to cash in on the high school buzz that made High School Musical popular. Shit tries to cash in all the time. Look at Michael Bay, the man's a freakin money whore. You know what though? At least it's a PG-13. He knows who he's aiming for. He's aiming for a bunch of dumb, horny teenagers who want to jump anything they see.

 

 

This is for children. Have you ever spoken to a child with an IQ over twenty? The reason I'm taking about Fish Hooks instead of Almost Naked Animals is because even though both shows are equally awful, Almost Naked Animals hadn't hurt me as much as Fish Hooks. I feel for the youth of America. Not only do children today have their entertainment ruthlessly sodomized by the likes of Miley Cyrus, but people like you and those douchebags who made that terrible Free Birds movie remind me that no matter what happens, the next generator after mine is royally fucked by the death of creativity themselves.

 

 

 

Noah, your not good at creating. I've seen your work as an illustrator. Your excellent at that. But do you even understand the essence of character, story, and world? Do you even understand the concept of creating not for yourself, but for the greater good. As a creator working for Disney no less, you have the ability to save children from the fire and brimstone that is Miley Cyrus and what are you going to throw at them? Fish Hooks? Freakin Fish Hooks?

 

 

 

All I can say is the show is getting cancelled. Thank God 

Thanks man! Keep on watching!
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